Defiling ain’t what it used to be.
if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying
I actually didn’t like any of these guys but that’s because I was into the foxiest prince of them all.
A lot of unanswered questions about Captain Planet
So, the Planeteers have power rings for everyday use, but their rings don’t do anything when Captain Planet’s been called, because he’s their powers combined and magnified, so they’re just standing around useless and defenseless whenever they call him, which leads to the question: Why does he ever leave? And where does he go? Who the fuck IS Captain Planet? Was he ever a normal guy, with dreams and relationships who’s now enslaved to exist just to protect the Earth? Does one fifth of his body live in each ring? Like, if they tried to call him missing a person would he show up with no legs or something?
I just … got a lot of questions.
This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen. Nobody at that sock hop is wearing socks!
How did you let this happen Frank?
Judging from this poster, the final fight in Twilight will actually be a Battle of Stoicism and whichever side makes a facial expression first loses.
Edward wins this poster though. He is so sick of this shit he is clearly contemplating if he left the oven on as he rushes into battle.
I … I think it’s off.
I always turn it off before I leave, right? Did I even cook anything today? Do I eat?
No, I totally turned it off.
Me: So if we have offices in Europe, Australia, Asia, Africa and both the Americas that’s six continents.
Colleague: No, we’re saying “The Americas” so that’s five continents.
Me: That’s not how continents work.
