1) What is your favourite theme song from any movie, video game, or television show? 2) The Super-Dictionary entry in your latest article made me laugh until drops of water from my eyes ran down my cheeks. Why and how did you write something so hilarious? | 3) How did you react when your first ever article for Cracked was on the front page? | 4) If you could date any celebrity in the world, who would you choose and why? | 5) What is your favourite cuisine, and which restaurant does it best?
1) X-Men Animated Series. Don’t start humming it before bed. Your adrenaline will jack up so high you’ll be awake until Thursday. I don’t care what day it currently is either, you’ll sleep on Thursday.
2) Why I wrote the article is because the Super-Dictionary was physically sitting on my bookshelf begging to be exposed to the world at large. How, is with a computer.
3) I actually went out on a first date the day my first article ran. My date had read it though and immediately told me his favorite part: the one photo caption I hadn’t actually written. Nice.
4) Come on, you don’t honestly care do you? Well, in case you do, Ewan McGregor. Watch an interview with the guy, you’ll get it.
5) Food’s not really a thing for me. Not that I’m a robot, but I don’t especially care what or where I eat. Let’s just say bacon, because yeah, fuck it, bacon’s awesome.
