May 2011
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Green Lantern - The Saddest Superhero of all time
This isn’t me posting with some deep introspective on the Green Lantern character, this is me pointing out that Ryan Reynolds looks incredibly, inexplicably sad in all the promo shots released for this movie and I don’t understand it.  [Oh, I’m flying through space. Ho hum. Nothing exciting about this.] [Yeah, I got superpowers. *sigh* What a drag.] [How can anyone...
May 27th
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The Four Humors
The book I contributed to is now available on Amazon. Proceeds go to charity. There’s no reason not to buy it! wordplaguebooks: Wordplague is proud to announce their first publication: The Four Humors, A Collection.  Currently available for Kindle and soon to be released in other ebook reader formats as well as paperback, this exciting anthology of original stories and artwork supports...
May 20th
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May 14th
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Lex Luthor's Cake Thievery
Before I post my latest Asshole-Batman find, I wanted to share this entry from the great 70’s DC SuperDictionary. I would add my own commentary but it does not need my mediocre comedy skills to improve it in any way. Here’s Lex Luthor, committing his most fiendish crime to date. 
May 14th
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The Amazing Story Behind the Batman Meme
You all know this meme, you can’t have traveled the internet and not come across it’s slaptastic awesomeness. What you probably don’t know is that the real story behind the panel is perhaps the greatest alternate reality story ever written and needed no photoshopping to become so badass! That story is World’s Finest #153. In this alternate reality story Batman develops a...
May 14th
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Who the hell does Mr. Noodle think he’s fooling with those tiny bits of green vegetables and carrots in the noodles. As if anyone could ever possibly think this stuff was healthy.
May 9th
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Batman, Super-Asshole Part 3
I decided to give Robin a break from Batman’s merciless douchbaggery and instead bring you this gem where Green Lantern apparently has come up with a plan so terrible that Batman is rolling on the floor laughing at him. And I’m pretty sure Green Lantern is about to cry as well.
May 7th
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andresfromma asked: Sorry I'm new to this blogging stuff but I adore cracked and I'm a nerd so I figured I'd follow you but I digress... Which writer on Cracked are you? Or are you a masked vigilante like Batman?

P.S. Deadpool is my all time favorite super hero so GREAT CHOICE FOR A LOGO!!!!!
May 1st
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May 1st
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