This isn’t me posting with some deep introspective on the Green Lantern character, this is me pointing out that Ryan Reynolds looks incredibly, inexplicably sad in all the promo shots released for this movie and I don’t understand it.
[Oh, I’m flying through space. Ho hum. Nothing exciting about this.]
[Yeah, I got superpowers. *sigh* What a drag.]
[How can anyone shoot off a massive machine gun made of pure energy with a straight face! Smile you bastard!]
Why are you the saddest superhero I’ve ever seen???