May 2013
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April 2013
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I was so confused by Jessica Rabbit as a child and not in any kind of sexual awakening way, but because I couldn’t understand why her character’s backstory wasn’t explained more as I thought she was a trans-species cartoon character.
Because the last name of every single character in cartoon universes is what species they are. Mickey is a mouse, Bugs is a bunny, Tweety is a bird, Yogi is a...
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March 2013
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This weekend I celebrate a great man, who loved all of humanity, who shared himself fully with his 12 followers, showing them the path to righteousness, who forgave us our sins, died and was risen.
New episode tomorrow night!
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I have a theory that the front facing camera on phones is always lower quality than the real camera as a form of punishment for people taking selfies.
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Fan Expo – Maybe Don’t Marginalize Your Current...
After spending the day at Toronto ComiCon today I thought it was time to throw in my two cents regarding the whole Fan Expo Sports debacle that happened earlier this week, with my pre-emptive tl;dr summary being, I don’t mind that there will be a sports expo in any way and Hobbystar should fire their marketing people.
I’ve seen a lot of hate, arguing and anger on the Facebook page for Fan...
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February 2013
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Writing fantasy fiction is so hard. Metaphors are impossible without an essay length follow up.
“our hero felt his blood turn to ice, but you know, figurative ice, it wasn’t an ice spell or anything, his blood was still pumping. There was no magic in this particular situation just a lot of emotional things happening. Anyway …”
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“It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.”
- It’s nice that Galadriel’s so humble about how awesome her people are.
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January 2013
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Mirkwood prisons are kinkier than you’d expect.
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Defiling ain’t what it used to be.
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December 2012
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November 2012
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A lot of unanswered questions about Captain...
So, the Planeteers have power rings for everyday use, but their rings don’t do anything when Captain Planet’s been called, because he’s their powers combined and magnified, so they’re just standing around useless and defenseless whenever they call him, which leads to the question: Why does he ever leave? And where does he go? Who the fuck IS Captain Planet? Was he ever a normal guy, with...
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Me: So if we have offices in Europe, Australia, Asia, Africa and both the Americas that’s six continents.
Colleague: No, we’re saying “The Americas” so that’s five continents.
Me: That’s not how continents work.
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There’s a special place in heaven for people that like AND reblog.
October 2012
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September 2012
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I was thinking, the Doctor speaks every language ever created in all the galaxies, knows every fixed event that’s ever happened and can see every deviation of time - his head should really be about 100 times bigger to hold a brain that contains all that knowledge.
Then I realized, it’s bigger on the inside.
August 2012
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July 2012
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