I wonder if Dr. Strange, Nightwing and Iron Fist used to all be in a club for guys with giant popped collars and now Dr. Strange is all huffy when he sees either of them and mutters, “you guys used to be cool.”
I was going through some old files…
and I saw
And a lot of possibilities went through my head
And I had a moment of doubt
But then I opened it and
It was just a picture of the Hulk being a dick. That’s how forgettable Avengers Assemble is, folks.
|—||Steven Moffat, on Christopher Eccleston’s absence from the 50th Anniversary. (via eliotss)|
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
I think this physics teacher was a Batman fan. That’s a riddle from 1966.
I love this so much. It’s like she’s trying to grab the image of her giving the finger before it reaches your eyes.
No! No come back!
It’ll be a magical mystery tour. But with more Batman.
One of this summer’s biggest hits was the J.J. Abrams-helmed Star Trek Into Darkness, and though it was a fun movie, it had a couple of problems…
I accept your apology for the lens flare but I’m still pretty irked by the unnecessary nakedness of Carol.
Texts from Superheroes is back on Cracked. Excuse me while I go do a little dance. Maybe get down tonight.
Submitted by Rachel.